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@secondofhername: Lawyer: As My Lord knows,...
Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel.
Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...

Lawyer: As My Lord knows,… 
Judge: Don’t presume I know it, counsel.
Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know…

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