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@jonnysun: LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back?
STENOGRAPHER: "I Did The Murder."
JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed

LAWYER: [whispers] i did the murder [loudly] read that back?
STENOGRAPHER: “I Did The Murder.”
JUDGE: omg the stenographer just confessed

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