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@CerebralWreck: Lawyer: why do you want a divorce?
Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly.
Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!

Lawyer: why do you want a divorce?
Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly.
Me: it’s not my cup of shoes, Linda!

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