@ibid78: LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench
BENCH: I have a boyfriend
@That_Damn_Duck: I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times.
@YourTextSpoken: I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.
@TEXASVETERAN: I'm always there for my friends when I need them.
@VerifiedJayy: Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey
@dlsims01: My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.