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@Mr_Kapowski: Lawyer: Zack’s will has allocated money for two headstones

*my wife dabs the corners of her eyes with a tissue*

Lawyer: The first one shall just read HEADSTONE. The second will be placed 6 feet away and read FEETSTONE

Lawyer: Zack’s will has allocated money for two headstones

*my wife dabs the corners of her eyes with a tissue*

Lawyer: The first one shall just read HEADSTONE. The second will be placed 6 feet away and read FEETSTONE

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