@OddMarc: Laziness is a dish best served delivered.
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@NickBossRoss: Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
@WheelTod: Major milestone today -- found my first grey pubic hair! But once I picked it out, the burger tasted pretty decent.
@gingerfaced: What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.