@patnspankme: *leads a conga line off of a bridge
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@GreenEyedLoon: Saved a man from a speeding car Man: Can't trust anyone Me: True Man: Us old ones got to stick together Pushed him in front of the next car
@llvvzz: Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media.
@RegularFred: I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to "let's practice your fingering technique"