@GrantTanaka: *leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out “NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE”
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@rorygneesmith: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.
@GingerHotDish: *waves arm in the direction of the lake* One day, all this will be yours. 12: Are you threatening to drown me? Me: Just make your bed, k?
@IdStandOnThat: My daughter just said, "Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads." She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now.