@ddsmidt: Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees.
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@NJPsychDoc: Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my shit together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@david8hughes: [cat shelter] Me: so u don't test for it but u say none of them have it? Owner: we've never come across a cat with martial arts training, no