@rablivingstone: Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph.......
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@krishna_van: I don't always say 'oops', but when I do, it's usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
@TheBoydP: The old saying about pissed off waiters applies to everyone really. I’m fairly certain the guy at Home Depot just spit on my mulch.
@SnizzleFrizzle: I can hear you swallowing from across the room you irritating piece of SHIT - marriage