@rablivingstone: Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph.......
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD
@AlyssaDiSalle: Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.
@nbadag: "my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet