@rablivingstone: Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph.......
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@theblowout: my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
@PhoenixRises69: It makes me sad that the closest I'll ever get to 'hulking out' is splitting my trousers when I bend over.
@rad_milk: if the sun is such a cool and great star then why do all the other stars leave when it shows up