@Cryptoterra: learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument
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@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Judge: Your word is McConaughey McConaughey. M-C-C-O-N-A-U-G-H-E-Y, McConaughey. Did I get it? Judge: We have no idea