@sammyrhodes: Learned from my 2yr old tonight that Jesus doesn't like bananas. No word on cauliflower yet but pretty sure he's not a fan.
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@mactx85: I just now realized the guy at the urinal that complemented my watch might not have actually just been looking at my watch.