@ipalatsky: Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages. Just in case.
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@ClaytonSykes: After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
@internetluke: That tattoo of wings on your back are good. But wings that small could hardly get you off the ground though. *reveals full body wing tattoo*
@AndrewNadeau0: If you read the entire dictionary technically you've read every book but out of order.