@ipalatsky: Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages. Just in case.
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@abbycohenwl: Boss: And this will be your desk. Make yourself at home Me (pulling a rotisserie chicken from my purse & putting it on the desk): Thanks
@Go2Slp: How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed
@causticbob: My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport.
@kaz474: Sitting out in my front yard pointing a hair dryer at speeding cars to see if any slow down.