@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
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@kumailn: Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers.
@Midgetspar: I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, "I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."
@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@DaddyJew: Apparently shouting out "he has a gun" isn't the best way to let everyone in the bank know that you see the security guard. I know this now.