@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
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@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.
@LisaFarted: So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, "I will kill you in your sleep."
@trevso_electric: Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.