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@cbme69: [Leaving ballgame]
Officer: have you been drinking?
Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there.

[Leaving ballgame]
Officer: have you been drinking? 
Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can’t afford to get drunk there.

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