@__candypants: "LeBron has cramps"... I get those every month you baby.
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@JohnHilsen: Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a "corn maze" and not a "maize maze."
@Love_bug1016: The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting.
@ImaFlyontheWall: If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
@4handfuls: Him: Well, when life hands you lemons... Narrator: Life only needed him to hold the lemons so it could punch him in the face.