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@halloweenbears: "?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"
- reverse psychology
@mijamtweets: Someone asked where I'm from and I said Wisconsin. She got excited, "Like That '70s Show!" and I clarified, "More like Making a Murderer."
@causticbob: And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.
@sweetg35: I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????
@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich!
M: I plead insanity.
J: You're a juror.
Me: Can I go?
@JayCee302: I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's..
:looks directly at the camera: