@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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@HatfieldAnne: Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?
@trojansauce: BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away