@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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@RunwayDan: Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog.
@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@truegritrumble: BOSS: I hate "yes men." ME: Yeah. Me too. BOSS: I like employees who speak their mind. ME: Yeah. They're the best. BOSS: You get me. ME: Yep