@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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@HonestToddler: Toilet won't stop throwing up. I didn't know it was Legos intolerant. SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@Phook75: It sucks when I congratulate a woman on her pregnancy only to have him quickly correct me
@Jarhead44: I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in.