@MissHavisham: Left water in the car in case I was thirsty & now I can boil pasta in my mouth.
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@SondraDeeMe: You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him.
@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...
@MoneypennyNaked: Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them.