@donni: Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses.
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@p_net: Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?
@TrueTorontoGirl: Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
@LolaFaglana: I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say "Mommy steals credit cards" when they're in a checkout line.
@sarcasticmommy4: Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.