@donni: Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses.
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@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies
@TheMichaelRock: The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone.
@filth_waste: how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch
@Nikkeya08: Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!"