@meganamram: LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER
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@abbycohenwl: Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, "I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"
@stephenjmolloy: <enter password> ikilledaman <password must contain a number> *7 hours later* ikilled2men
@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.