@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
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@John_M15: The "Slow Children Playing" signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
@s_cLaN07: My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
@Underchilde: You think you’re not capable of violence, but then a bird sings at 6AM and you start researching surface-to-air missiles.