@DanMentos: Lent is a holiday invented by the banks to sell more loans
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@elle91: A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
@TheBeerGuy73: I'm at my most Ninja Turtle when I remove a manhole cover & jump into the sewers to avoid making eye contact with someone I know in public.