@StevioSquared: Leonardo DiCaprio playing me in the movie of my life, but in the scene where I'm watching Titanic, it's me playing him.
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@paulablu22: A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
@ticknada: Girls holding hands with gay guys, you don't fool me. Oh that's your bf. You still don't fool me.
@Jesssicle: Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex.