@Fred_Delicious: Leonardo DiCaprisun
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@nbadag: THERAPIST: you're running from something. what do u think it might be? [goose outside the window does throat-slitting motion] ME: uh—failure
@trevso_electric: Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person.
@ianduhig: "I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"