@JohnLyonTweets: Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy.
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@DeanB15: I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied "No, you got that from your mother". :(
@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@thepunningman: CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight
@PajamaStew: Me to Copilot: Does "d73H" mean anything to you? Copilot: Hmm... No. Why? Me: That nerd down there on the beach seems to think it does.