@theshamingofjay: Let he who is without selfie cast the first stone
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@JCWisdomNuggets: Next time a dude says "Pictures or it didn't happen", punch them in the throat, take a pic, and tell a story about a guy you throat punched.
@TheGrimKing: Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit.
@Reverend_Scott: [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.