@gingerfaced: "Let me be clear" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it.
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@tchrquotes: Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos.