@Xalqee: " Let me be perfectly clear" - My Aquarium
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@mikealfredcaine: my cousin jeff died today. sent flowers to the family with a little card saying "jeff is dead" so they know what the flowers are for
@thatUPSdude: I love when you're choking someone and they are all "I can't breathe", duh I'm choking you.
@girlontapas: Am I capable of premeditated murder? Your honor, I've been planning my cheat day for two weeks.