@Xalqee: " Let me be perfectly clear" - My Aquarium
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@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
@TommyKarate: Local video store is offering a chance to win free iPads, so naturally, I reported them as spam.
@edfoxcomedy: "On your 1st day, find the biggest guy, and punch him in the face to show you're in charge." - my advice to new teachers
@JaymayAllDay: 1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color.