@pleatedjeans: Let the bodies hit the floor? Ok but first let me put down some plastic this is new carpet I don't want to ruin it my mom will be pissed
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s.
@ClichedOut: My dog walking company has terrible reviews and I'm being sued. My garage full of dogs is totally worth it.
@KKenuz: my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems
@AndyAsAdjective: the early bird gets the worm & so does this dance floor of unsuspecting wedding reception guests when my jam comes on