@rickygervais: "Let there be me." God, just before he created himself out of nothing.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up
@GuyThe_Guy: They say if you choose a job you love, you'll never work a day in your life. I have to work tomorrow.