@slimmy_shady: "Let there be one more blade!"-Gillette marketing concepts.
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@TheToddWilliams: [robbery] ROBBER: Give me all your money! ME: I don't have it all with me. ROBBER: Dang!
@timdonakowski: Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt.
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.
@Elizasoul80: [my husband turning onto our street] "know what I think?" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. "we've been down this road before"