@CantWaitToNap: "Lethal Weapon" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder.
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@girl_a_whirl: I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???
@TheTweetOfGod: The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay.
@HatfieldAnne: If anyone needs some trash burned, I have an oil drum and an unsettling expression that might be a smile.
@MissNaughty1801: 8y:thank you for the present grandma ....: no need.. 8y: that's what I thought too but mum said I have to