@UNTRESOR: Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat.
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@TheAlexNevil: Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.
@djdarrellripley: Me: Who could that be? It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock? Me: It depends on how they were raised...
@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: Can I leave early today? Boss: No. Me: Can you leave early then? Boss: What? Me: What?