@tastefactory: Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing.
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@DillDoes: *Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help
@Sean_Burgundy_: Window repairman: What happened did someone try to break into your house? Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
@HiddleDeeDee: 6 to his brother: Hey man, all I want is some oatmeal and a nap. It's a joy raising an 80 year old man.
@markydoodoo: I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.