@Black__Elvis: "Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text." -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts
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@archerenemy: Asking a redhead if you can see her pumpkin patch will get you slapped... It's not important how I know that...
@LeoLion_16: My neighbours loved that song so much, they threw a rock in my window to hear it better.
@sickipediabot: My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice.