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@SharpeBytes: Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY
@Vodkantots: What idiot called it "the clap" and not "dishonorable discharge?"
@TEXASVETERAN: If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up.
@SuperShourds: I didn't have a headache until you pulled your pants down.
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
"Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"
Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out