@SharpeBytes: Let's bring back the word HOOTENANNY
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@DumbConfessions: Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid.
@gruffybeard: Yes kids, Daddy does have a favorite and you'll find out which one of you it is when my will is read.
@stockejock: My mom's favorite part of Mother's Day is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order.