@Home_Halfway: "Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died" ~ Really personal trainer
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@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
@imence2: Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive.
@daemonic3: The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.