@hazelmotes1: You literally misuse the word "literally" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally.

@enigmaticmess: Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes

@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.

@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards

@Sadieisonfire: I put Infinite Warfare on Craigslist and of course I'm getting the geniuses texting me