@Home_Halfway: "Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died" ~ Really personal trainer
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@hazelmotes1: You literally misuse the word "literally" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally.
@enigmaticmess: Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards