@Tylerosis: Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner.
@SkinnerSteven: Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!
@1Happytwit: Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again.
@SingleVicky: I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day.
Then I remembered he's imaginary.
So I'm good.
@NippleAdam: I enjoy long walks away from the scene of the crime.
@DanMentos: *guy bumps my shoulder*
"You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"