@knotaprettygirl: Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they "hate it"!! They are the real heroes.
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@ArfMeasures: DENTIST [nods at my son] He did so well, do you want a sticker for him? ME: Yeah, sure [home] WIFE: Where's Harry? ME [smoothing sticker down on my shirt] the dentist offered a trade
@BlotterMonkey: Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can't put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can't really fly -next"