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@kelownagoose: Let's make it weird.
Dont worry. I'll start.
@sara_ashlynn: Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday.
Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
@TheTweetOfGod: The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists.
@GirrlGenius: Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
@Tbone7219: Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
@KenTremendous: "Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker."
"Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"