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@birbigs: Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains.
@HatfieldAnne: My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment.
@ComedyAndTruth: Me: I'm gonna lose weight.
Me: I'm gonna exercise every day.
Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it.
Me: Is that cake?
@fart: adam sandler's wife is madam sandler
@E_lok44: "Be a deer, would ya" she says, mounting your head on the wall.
@green_babe_: Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn.