@Mr_Kapowski: Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
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@AndrewNadeau0: WRITER: It's a kids movie about a woman trying to kill & skin a puppy. PRODUCER: That's horrific! W: What if it was 101 puppies? P:…Go on