@KimMonte10: Let's raise our glasses. I'll say something then we all touch glasses to acknowledge what I said. We'll name this action after cooked bread
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@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"
@dafloydsta: WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?
@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.
@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.