@RexHuppke: "Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant." - inventor of the birthday party
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@TimJohnish: "I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today." -Cats
@bourgeoisalien: When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop.
@TheBoydP: "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins