@duplicitron: Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home.
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@Chumpstring: [prison] PRISONER: what's for breakfast GUARD: every meal is bread & water PRISONER: [is a duck] oh baby
@ArfMeasures: "Remember u don't choose your spirit animal. It choose u" ME: Ok great *all the animals immediately look away & avoid eye contact with me*
@murrman5: [wife yelling in waterpark] "BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER