@duplicitron: Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home.
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@samuelhlowe: Chasing a Pringles can down a slope is the closest I've ever been to hunting my own food.
@InternetHippo: "Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?" - video games
@notalogin: How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management.