@GerryDuggan: Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show.
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@SteveKoehler22: Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise
@caliraingirl: 'Why are they arresting that dog?!? What did he do?!?' --my 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car
@imdaintyaf: [I open my lunchbox to find flask of whisky] But that means.... [Cut to my 4 y/o opening her lunchbox to find a flask of whisky]
@Reverend_Scott: MARY JANE: daddy, what's my name from? ME: it's from the comic Spider-Man 420BLAZEIT: and mine? ME: umm [sweating] also Spider-Man