@what_a_messs: "Let's walk over there" "ok" -couple a cows
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@fro_vo: Cop: i told you this land is off limits Me: oh i thought you said it was all flimits Cop: wtf are flimits Me: idk let's go look Cop: ok
@ItsAndyRyan: PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"
@Carbosly: Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.