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@sad_tree: Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends.

"Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I'll be there."

Lettuce is like that friend you only hang out with in a group with other friends.

“Hang out? Who else is coming?Ham? Great. I’ll be there.”

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