@NikiWithIssues: Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls.
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@Vodkantots: It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat.
@thetobbie: Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...
@vineyille: My hateful coworkers discovered that I eat my lunch in the air ducts and now they've taken to smacking the air ducts with a broom.